Anthony: Chanelo!! (al joven apuesto que hace las veces de portero). I’m gonna shoplift just so he can fill me up… (amo a Anthony y mi humor será flojo o amarillo pero con esto y "shrimps!", me muero).
Char: Charlotte, North Carolina, they’re from Charlotte, I thinks it’s a good sign!
Anthony: Love it. Very tv movie of the week, stylish socialite couple over their Park Avenue home to the dumb toothless…
Char: They’re not dumb or toothless!
Anthony: In my movie they are and you’d be played by Barbara Parkins sort of Valley of the dolls.
Anthony: Then I’d be played by Colin Farrel.
Char: Do you really think you look like Colin Farrell?
Anthony: It’s my movie!! So, in your movie, how big is my part, big or supporting?
Anthony: I’ll still be in your life. Right? Because once people have the babies..
Char: Stop. You’ll always be in my life Colin Farrell
Char: Can you believe this is finally happening? I hope nothing goes wrong…
Anthony: Well if it does I know some gays that got a Guatemalan kid and they like love it.