Sam: Honey you can’t be serious!
Miranda: Are you telling us you never perform this act?
Carrie: Should juggle, should spin plates, and should give heads.
Char: I don’t like putting it in my mouth…I’ve a very sensitive gap, and the flux...it just makes me wanna puke
Miranda: That’s one way to say no!
Charlotte: You know guys, I have tried, practice on a banana, I even pretend it was a popsicle but, I just don’t like it
Miranda: Personally I’m loving it after the point where the guy wants me to swallow
Carrie: Oh, that’s just, that’s really a judgement call
Sam: Some men just take it so personally if you don’t
Miranda: Some guys don’t give you a choice!
Carrie: Oh, that is just bad behaviour
Char: Are you honestly telling me that you like it?
Carrie: Well, it’s not my favourite thing of the menu, but you know, I’ll order it from time to time, and with the right guy, it can be nice..
Miranda: Oral sex it’s like god’s gift to women, you can get off without worrying about getting pregnant
Sam: Plus, the sense of power is such a turn on, maybe you’re on your knees but you got them by the balls
Char: Now, you see, that is the reason why I don’t wanna go down this road
Carrie: Oh sweetheart, just don’t do it don’t do it
Miranda: But if you don’t go down on him how can you expect him to go down on you?
Char: I don’t
Miranda: Oh, forget it! I only give head to get head
Sam: Me too (jijijijijijijiji, todas a la vez)
Temporada 1. Capítulo 7. The Monogamists.